This is why the other ducks all fight you.

seriously? you haven’t found lovecraftian porn yet?

Whedon was a jerk to his spouse, and fucked around with young actresses. He got flack for being a bad husband while being admired for his work on female characters. But all of that seems to me to be pretty garden variety personal failings. He fucked up and hurt people close to him, but his relationships were all…

Long live Mr. Pointy.

but then you wouldn’t experience the crushing depression of finding yourself staring at the frozen “Meals for One” section and singing along to a muzak version of “Africa.”

Is that shade? It seems way too straightforwardly hostile to be shade. I miss Judge Brown...

Trump is nakedly obvious. He sees exactly what is in front of him and little else. Everything is run through a filter of how it impacts him (and only him) personally.

nah. lets him off too easy. We don’t want him martyred, or enfeebled in a visible way as might generate sympathy.

what calibre?

they can’t keep playing this game. If they appeal only to their base, their support will dwindle. Do you think Cletus from Alabama wants the same thing as a right leaning Chad from Colorado?

> actually do something about them

> crying fuckbaby

we regret to inform you, Milkshake Duck is a racist.

Bruce Willies is my shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

“Use-a more honey! Find out what-a she knows!”

Send pictures. If you get rich selling them, want a nice sushi dinner out of it.

see, if they’d gone that way in the FIRST place, it might’ve been ok.

I bow to your superior pedantry. :)

ambien is for ‘unintentional’ racism.

It’s complete on The Day The Clown Cried, too, but I’m *still* being denied Lewis’s genius.