right. But they’re defeated now. The Soviet Union of Socialist Republics was the enemy. Right there in the name. “Socialist”.

> on top of either the Sears Tower (I know that’s not the name no more, shut up)

> Jai Courtney

Sam Worthington has the peculiar property of anti-charisma. He’s not ugly, he’s not a particularly *bad* actor (though no one would call him *good*). But if charisma is the ability to be seen as the only person in a crowded room, Worthington has the ability to instantly disappear from memory the moment he is out of…

... you may have a point.

Well, Uprising was some pretty poor film making.

Rampage was perfectly fine kaiju action, competent, entertaining, relatively forgettable. Compared to Pacific Rim: Uprising, it was Lawrence of goddamned Arabia.

Rampage was perfectly fine kaiju action, competent, entertaining, relatively forgettable. Compared to Pacific Rim: Uprising, it was Lawrence of goddamned Arabia.

Corollary to rule 34: If there isn’t porn of it, there is now.

fuck no.

fuck this also.

Sealed with a kiss as sharp as a knife,

fuck that

Many of the bigger cities now have hipster versions of barber shops that do straight-razor shaves, extended facial-hair care, and colorists so you can have your #3 Richard Spencer special, dyed to mermaid colors, get your mustache waxed, have a PBR and listen to Dead Kennedys. I don’t think they let anyone work there…

I imagine their don’t-work-from-home policy is pretty wide ranging.

Mrs. Corruption didn’t get the Chik-fil-A gig. She’s got some do-nothing gig at some conservative think-tank/PAC/place-to-park-your-self-and-live-off-donor-money.

I don’t often find myself using the word, but I’ve heard it pronounced in public by proles and professionals alike. la-TEE-nex.

pays better too.

I’m, uh... I’m gonna maybe not do that at the office.