I keep hearing people say that or variations on it, but I have yet to hear, like, a gen-yoo-wine Esquire’d lawyer say it. I’d love for someone to get one of the big shot folks, like, say, Posner, Daliah Lithwick, or Ken ‘Popehat’ White to verify whether this is true, bullshit, or untested and subject to litigation.

excellent point. Though counting on Cheetolini to understand how the two differ is questionable at best.

Trump pardoning Cohen before he can sing would (I would *hope*) be tatamount to firing Mueller. An obvious, unassailable, blatant abuse of his power to obstruct the investigation. If the GOP won’t abandon him by that point, the midterms will be a bloodbath.

The whole cabal makes a good case for bringing back the public stocks.

Canned tomatoes are often times the best possible choice, esp. out of season. They are preserved, in theory, at a time when their flavor is at its peak.

Bzzt. Schoolmarm cliche’. 5 min in the penalty box.

Now try that same trick with the name “Antonio Banderas”. Ann TONE eeYO. Say it over and over with a bad lisping castillian accent.

Jesus. Take your goddamned star and get out. Now I have ANOTHER phrase I have to figure out how to incorporate into everyday conversation....

eh. I’ll take my little victories where I can get ‘em...

called it:

It’s ok, Kevin... As a former drummer, I am always in awe of how loose modern jazz can get and still fit together like a puzzle. You keep bein’ hep, daddy-o.

If we’re not supposed to eat ‘em, how come they’re all made of meat?

So, what you’re saying is that, in a certain sense, “All Star” is... perfect?

All-Star is curiously unchanged. I mean, yes, it’s certainly altered, and takes half the time, but its essential Smashmouthness of it all survives perfectly in tact. It neither loses nor gains anything except duration.

Can we just shorthand this now to:

damnit. it’s not fair. this routine is still fucking gold.

so it isn’t just my memory. He was actually funny before 9/11 made him lose his shit... Good to know at least that much isn’t some age-induced dementia...

An impending name change is possibly the LEAST significant reason IHOP shouldn’t be in business.

I’m a little ashamed of how long I tried to make this scan....