truly, this is the DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE.

It is now....

Metro Vancouver BC get shockingly little snow , despite its Candadian-ness. I’ve been here for two winters, and what constitutes a ‘snowpocalypse’ here would make anyone from the midwest or east coast roll their eyes so hard the could see their own brain. a couple of cm stick overnight and everyone looses their mind,…

You will not be informed of the ending, but rest assured, there IS an end. At the moment, it appears the end MAY be quite sudden, hot, and violent as well as far more all-encompassing than we might hope. But the forecast is subject to change.

a couple of dashes of extra funk is always a good idea...

I’m pretty sure this has been ‘invented’ at least once a day since both eggs and instant ramen has existed.

Imma need details, because I really want this to not be true but I’m also pretty certain it is.

I wouldn’t be TOO positive about Lasseter returning. Between this and the whole Disney/Pixar/LucasFilm non-poaching agreement that resulted in a huge class action settlement for wage theft, both Catmull and Lasseter are no longer quite seen as indispensable as they once were. Lasseter especially. He brought some great…

We’ll send around some furries to your place. You may be interested in their literature.

Yeah. That’s mostly fair. The villain suffered from the same “generic bad guy is evil cuz he’s evil” that lots of things do (see almost every marvel movie). But Gadot had presence, and the script remembered that this stuff is supposed to be fun. Next to the rest of the Snyder-verse, accomplishing that much is enough…

Never underestimate the lure of a greencard....

Then they’d have to figure out what happened to Batfleck and EmoSupes.

I keep reminding myself: It is obvious to ME, to everyone I know, that he’s a semi-sentient circus peanut, but a good 30% of America sees something else when they look at him. Or they just really like circus peanuts. And there’s still a huge population that didn’t vote, doesn’t read the news much, and didn’t really…

Maybe they want the chance to look him in the eye and see if he’s really the as bad as they say? Maybe they want to see if he’d actually, you know, *listen* to someone with a dead kid talking right to his face. Maybe they just want to do it so they can later say “I met with him. I tried talking to him.” when they…

Chris Evans didn’t hold on to that helicopter skid just for a plot point, bucko... And Hemsworth wasn’t splashing around shirtless in the cave for no reason, either. Hell, the suits MADE Whedon keep that in, even when he wanted to cut it.

He was rock-solid in Spiderman Homecoming. One of the only Marvel villians besides Killmonger that was still sorta the hero of his own story.

Blade = good fun!

That’s actually kinda true. Mark Dippe was a VFX Animator and supervisor at ILM. Steve Williams was ALSO a VFX Supe and friends w/ McFarlane. So Dippe got to direct, Williams got to be VFX Supe, Clint Goldman, an VFX Producer at ILM, got to produce. AND the lions share of the FX went to ILM (mostly, as you state, the…

They just can’t kill it outright because WW did well, and I think they’re hoping Flash can timey-wimey ‘flashpoint’ stuff to justify elseworlds and/or a soft reboot/recast for Batman and Superman. And Snyder can stay gracefully bowed out and go back to making... I dunno, that 300 sequel, I guess.

Lawn darts. From the backyard, OVER the house, into the front yard, try and hit the ring. Try not to hit Uncle Dave or Dad again.