Also, real stuntmen might insist on safety gear, wires, harnesses, and other modern conveniences. The whole point of Knoxville is to see him take a sailboat mast to the nuts and watch him keel over in pain and, somehow, laughter. Every time I watch a Jackass movie I can feel my IQ sliding right out of my ears. It goes…

I haven’t seen it, because, well, late-period Seagal... But I will keep an eye out and a good supply of mind-altering chemicals handy. I’m fairly certain if I find the former, I’ll REALLY need the latter.

Tommy Wisseau would like to talk to you about that.

My issue is that all the cheese is RUINED by adding booze to it. I know I’m in the minority, but I cannot abide the flavor of alcohol. Beer-y or wine-y cheese? bleh.

I thought drinking problems were requirements for restaurant employees.

> what’s not to like?

cool story bro

that flight is about 45 minutes. Decent planning means you could limit your time in airports/planes to about 3-4 hours. Can you not go 3 HOURS without a hit? heck, if its an anxiety/flying thing, try a weed gummi.

I can’t get behind hell, so the best I can offer is hell on earth for him. Namely, a future where he is shown on trial, sans bronzer and weave, looking like the sad, doughy old failed mob boss that he is, and is jailed in a country-club prison where the TV’s are turned to CNN and MSNBC at all times, so all he will…

To be a role model to all those deeply ignorant middle-class women that would be perfect Gwyneth Paltrow fangirls except they can’t hold with the new-age-y feel. They want their beige bullshit with high heels instead of birkenstocks

Betsy DeVos doesn’t care about educating children. She is yet another tool of this administration, put in place to dismantle everything this country claims to be about.

joker... Joker... JOKER!!!!!

That’s my point. They aren’t BAD... But that’s about all you can say about them. In an ideal world, a Jimmy John’s sandwich should be your worst possible option.

What

The orange dye stains the commode after I unwittingly eat an entire box as I binge-watch Bojack Horseman for the 5th time.

Dude, I am stuck in Vancouver, BC. The Subway’s are everywhere, and to the virtual exclusion of any other cold-cut sandwich option. I seriously cannot find a single place that can do a plain ol’ roast beef sub that isn’t Subway, never mind that’s better than them.

The bread at JJ’s is fine. Not tremendously great. Nothing wrong with it either. At the very least it doesn’t taste like plastic, like Subway.

When you can make someone look FORWARD to a Jimmy John’s or a Jersey Mike’s as a near gourmet experience, you might just suck...

If shade court were in session, you would be in so much trouble....

So much potential.... *sigh*