“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

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I generally hate romcoms because they are so often beige and involve crises of stupidity where everyone acts like utter morons who forget how to ask and answer a straightforward question.

‘compasionate conservatism’, if you will....

At least this one won’t be in 3D

whippits are fun, relatively low cost, and will not result in hours of fuckeupness unlike booze or weed.

> i got to imagine r lee ermey yelling at kids while zevon just loses his mind in the background and you should too

> chooses not to is unable to

The only thing worse than Mike Huckabee’s lame-even-by-the-standards-of-dad-jokes dad jokes is any attempt at humor by Ted Cruz. Especially the Simpsons impressions. Watching Huck bomb on twitter is just being publically unfunny. That can happen to anyone.

Nope. No one will (or should, natch) go shooting judges. We’ll just see a spate of what’s usually a conservative tactic: making judges electable, which just makes a terrible problem worse.

The federal courts being packed with young, poorly qualified right-wing ideologues as judges after years of holding them empty under Obama.

I grimly watched all of it, down to last pathetic gasps. It really says something when MARTIN SHORT is genuinely the funniest thing on your show.

It is somehow both terribly fitting and deeply ironic his vast, all-encompassing corruption is surpassed only by his sheer, breathtaking incompetence.

Melania was an expensive European import.

Odds that the hat was a cheap asian import?

ditto. personal account was there. work-based gmail was not. Which makes sense, I suppose. You want the enterprise customers to get the most bulletproof version possible. I expect it’ll hit work-side stuff once ALL of it is ready. The ‘confidential’ option in particular seems like it will want to have controls for a…

I lived in portland for about a year. I went to burgerville a couple of times. Their fish sandwiches were pretty tasty, but I don’t remember them being particularly outstanding or anything. They WERE more pricey than McD’s, but seemed about right on the price/quality ratio

that’s where it seems to be headed, y es

So if I remember right... A bunch of random people find themselves part of some ad-hoc group where they’re learning... mysterious movements? And then they all get captured and put in a weird terrarium. And they somehow prevented a school shooting from happening by using these movements. But the movements didn’t…

Well, it couldn’t possibly make less sense than OA