Man, this shit must be to lawyers what the Hadron Collider was to science nerds. Like “Oh my god, pay attention class! This [supernova explosion | abject corruption at the highest levels of govt] will happen once in 10 lifetimes. Witness the beauty and terror that is the [universe | law]!”

I am never gonna be able to NOT notice that now...

he’s too busy challenging Alex Jones to a fight.

he’s too busy challenging Alex Jones to a fight.

the current rumor is letting Aquaman and maybe WW2 play out, and Flash will do some ‘flashpoint’-like event that will scramble the universe and give them the ability to soft-reboot but keep WW and Aquaman around, since fans actually seem to like those actors.

My younger brother (who is a grown-ass 40+ year old man!) has, on more than one occasion, greeted me with “Hey, Broseph!”

If you can say that after you’ve watched Vampire’s Kiss, then and only then will you be allowed to walk away from Nick Cage.

Christine also sings (and wrote) “You Make Lovin’ Fun”, about the lighting guy she was hooking up with, while her and John McVie were breaking up.

if he’s not acting as his attorney, then his communications aren’t protected by attorney-client privilege.

so... just as hypothetical, what happens to one’s ongoing legal issues when one’s personal lawyer is no longer allowed to practice law? And when no lawyer less fictional than Saul Goodman will agree to represent you? Normally, the court would appoint a lawyer for someone who was unable to find one, who may or may not…

my expectations were VERY low, but alas, where the first was hugely dumb and hugely fun, this one is hugely dumb and not terribly fun... I regretted not waiting for netflix, where this would be perfectly fine sunday afternoon filler.

Oh my god... I hit play and I’m pretty sure the most popular boy in school just asked me to dance at the prom!!!!!

This is superior to the one in the article. They at least kept the minor key for their reworked bass line and synth fills. But it’s much more 80's club vs. 80's pop.

Yup. That’s pretty much why they changed the name...

The lack of Daniel Tosh might hold some hope....

according to news accounts, it was grain (Canola, aka rapeseed, which no one calls it anymore cuz duh)

This isn’t right.

If you are SO committed to smoking weed that you cannot *not* take a hit for the 2.5 minutes it takes to get through a drivethu transaction, you may need more help than mix-n-match bucket of slushie can provide.

The entire frozen section marked “meals for one”

granted, but there is also the question: