I haven’t been to cleveland in the last 20+ years. Thank goodness.

Or best. They were islands of sanity during Dubya’s terms because as awful as it was, there was an assumption of relative normalcy. Bad policy, but policies come and go. Bad leadership, but leaders come and go.

at least Penguin had some concrete policy ideas.

They were pointed at Hope Hicks as well. Let’s face it, 45 sees women as first and formost separated into ‘fuckable’ and ‘not fuckable’ categories. He is not limited by work, personal, or even (yuck) familial relationships.

the whiners are just louder. That’s the inherent problem with the democratic nature of the interwebs. Now everyone’s got a loudspeaker and soapbox, regardless of whether they have anything to say.

> and now crunch doesn’t look like a word.

‘truffle butter’ is no such thing. Truffle oil ISN’T TRUFFLES. It’s artificially dirt flavored grease. It has never ever seen a truffle. ACTUAL truffle oil would be serious $$$ to throw on popcorn.

Trump probably only eats Eggos, and wouldn’t know a fresh, crispy-yet-tender waffle. Remember, not only does the man have the intellectual heft a 5 year old, he also has the tastes of one.

Snyder would never munch ass. That’d be totally gay, bro.... Now where are my oakleys? I wanna put ‘em on the back of my head for some reason.

Hey, at least Peter was genuine to who he was. Greg sold out to be Johnny Bravo because he fit the suit...

Would it be in especially poor taste to run a betting pool on how long he lasts before he gets shanked?

My guess: He *was* probably (at one point, at least) a good doctor. And Kevin Spacey was a good actor. And Harvey Weinstein was a good producer and Whats-his-name from college football was probably a really good defensive coach. They were worth something to whatever organizations enabled them, and whatever that…

Schneider is still (for whatever reason) buds w/ Adam Sandler. And Netflix has said that its Sandler projects draw big numbers. So if Schneider was the price of keeping Sandler on board, that was part of the deal.

Trump U. students are usually less wealthy and poorly educated, because when you scam *rich* young people, tossing thousands for a luxe vay-cay, their parents get lawyers. Poor people thinking they can make a fortune flipping real estate, not so much.

> The poor attendants of Fyre Festival, the disastrous destination festival that left people stranded in the Bahamas, are now at risk of being scammed into attending bogus luxury events again.

“Tyrion, when that dragon bites your legs off, don’t come running to me!”

What doesn’t kill you often leads you crippled, either with enduring pain and dysfunction or from the debt. Assuming you’re in the U.S.

“Overkill” was in solid FM radio rotation on its original release, as I remember. Not the smash hit that ‘Down Under’ was, but it was pretty well known to me even in my ignorant youth.

There is definitely no time-traveling space bear.

8 days of latkes? Oof. You are really gonna need those statins.