Andrew Zimmern is wondering why that would be a problem...

I haven’t seen Detention, but Bodied is thoroughly ‘real’. The style and content of the movie is conventional. That’s not to say it doesn’t have style, because it does in spades. But nothing in it makes you go ‘WTF?’

I was lucky enough to catch this at the Rio Grind festival in Vancouver last year. It’s scathingly funny and got a great reaction from the audience. The crowd was evenly mixed between people like me with absolutely zero cultural knowledge of the rap battle scene and folks who were obviously deeply familiar with it. It…

congrats.

Kraft American Singles or Velveeta.

It’s not like that little matter of fact would stop Cheetolini from issuing the threat, though. He’s already shown he has no idea how govt. or laws actually work and has no interest in learning. He’s not gonna let a minor inconvenience like reality stop him.

While I don’t quite share your deep loathing of them, I can totally see where you’re coming from. The snowman Burl Ives always kinda freaked me out...

I bet you get your water from a well, actually...

“Long Kiss Goodnight” is criminally underseen and undercelebrated by genre fans. All the shit people love about the Oceans movies, or early Tarantino, or John Wick is present in Long Kiss Goodnight. Tight Shane Black script. Geena Davis at her kick-ass peak. Sam Jackson doin’ his thing back when it wasn’t yet a…

People have radically different reactions to edibles, and one’s tolerance for edibles is related to, but not identical to, their tolerance for other ingestion methods.

CCH Pounder deserves a starring role. She’s the only Amanda Waller as far as I’m concerned.

Well, he DID used to get blackout drunk. And he DID participate in that horrendous sitcom with his name on it that somehow managed to take standup bits that worked really well, stage them as standup, and suck all the laughs right out of ‘em like it was intentional.

The awful secret is that its fucking delicious. You feel bad about it later. But it deeply confirms your white-itdude like catching yourself humming along to Toto’s Africa in the grocery store.

If I recall, it wasn’t even a proper NYC slice. It was fucking Sbarro’s!!!

> Or he dumps it onto a plate and eats the mess with silverware ?

“Goddamnit I have one job on this lousy ship and that’s to repeat everything the computer says!”

*ahem* Chicago buns (poppy seed buns from S. Rosen bakery) are STEAMED, not toasted.

I’m about *this* close to declaring a moratorium on ironically outlandish future predictions of this nation as a 3rd world hellscape, because every time someone puts one out there, the current goons in charge seem to take it as a goal to be reached.

I’m a born cynic. I came out of the womb sneering. The GenX snotty ironic shrug is my calling card. I was, almost (but only ALMOST), a little gleeful when the whole Edward Snowden thing broke, because I could finally look down properly at all the facebook/twitter-philes and say “SEE? I TOLD you this would all end in…

I liked Vicky Christina Barcelona, but that’s the last one I saw..