Impossible. Goldfish crackers automatically seek out the smallest nooks and crannies to protect themselves :)

know what looks bad in an Election Year?

I feel like writers on this site don’t really understand the difficult role Government has to play. There’s no middle ground or nuance or policy analysis.

Two things to start:

There’s a balance to be struck in attaining global environmental goals.

ICE cars are incentivized, just in other ways. Do you have any idea how much of the government’s resources go to ensuring a steady supply of oil?

GM LS-series. 

Or….apply for any non-secured student credit card from any major bank, use it for everyday purchases you already have to buy, pay it off every month, and you’ll build credit while getting 1-1.5% off all purchases. Gain money better than lose money.

You can be forgiven if you don’t live in New York and yet are incessantly being fed news about Andrew Cuomo and loathe it

I want a brown, manual, one seater with a 16 foot bed so that I can carry TWO 4x8 sheets of plywood without stacking them. It also has to have rubber floors, crank windows, and don’t even THINK about putting any of those computer boxes in my dash!

That’s an assumption that the car is able to make the correct decision way back where the lines split.

How DARE YOU. I paid an additional $10,000 PLUS another $200 a month for the ability to have my car to attempt to kill me because it isn’t fully self driving even though it’s called full self dying AND GOD DAMMIT I’M GONNA USE IT.

1st Gear: I really genuinely think the worst consequence of climate change is our rapidly changing weather patterns. In the midwestern city I live in, we don’t really have spring or fall anymore, just extended summer and winter with very brief respites. Winter is way more mild, summer is way hotter, and we have much mo…

Can an adult sit in the back seat?

A terrible pattern forms here. I do not worship the military nor put those who serve on a pedestal. But it seems clear that if our politicians really respected those who enlist, they would get behind subsidized, 0% car loans with added cash bonuses for buying EV vehicles. If we had a functioning Congress, that would…

Good take.

I’ll write a follow-up: Stop Blaming Your Traffic-Filled Commute and Just Admit You Want an Automatic.

Driving a stick in traffic is not a big deal if you’re not an old-timer.

4 Cylinder isn’t a problem. Keeping the transmission cool is. Assuming your trailer will have electric brakes.

This would be a little steep if it were an ordinary trailer, but the U-Haul provenance gives it cult appeal, so I think it’ll probably find a buyer at that price.

This is proper Jalopnik - I feel smarter, not angrier. Mission accomplished.

In 2002-2003 I bought a 23' Ford Econoline based C class RV for 5k.
The RV and camper market is just as stupid as the used car market since the pandemic hit. Very profitable to build your own teardrop from a kit at this point, if you can find one?