New rule???

I think both. Which is why it is clever.

“Your Favorite Toaster Ovens”

“Your Favorite Toaster Ovens”

Listen, I’m on your side. ESPECIALLY if this is someone who complains about all the work she has to do for Thanksgiving. Some people just want to be miserable and to spread misery. All I’m saying is- be in this with your BF, together. It is difficult and it won’t get easier over the years.

Don’t think twice. Just realize that this is a battle that you and your boyfriend will have to face and that you need to find a sensible solution to the holidays. And that EVERYONE goes through this.

Wow, Chad Michael Murray went from tiger beat hero to scuzzy 20-something whom you are embarrassed to find at all attractive (even though you think he’s kinda hot)...and now he looks like dissolute antebellum aristocrat who spends too much of his daddy’s money but he can’t help himself because he’s broken inside and…

Youtube “Kids in the Hall” skits that you randomly remember, because they aren’t organized in any coherent, accessible, or researchable way on Youtube.

If you didn’t feel superior to your colleagues before, you have every right to feel that way now.

It drives me crazy that this is a bad pun on “Heaven Can Wait,” which is a title I never really understood, although who cares- Warren Beatty in jogging suit. Yes please! (Yes, I know that the Beatty film is a remake. Calm the fuck down.)

“However, a source near to Packer denies these allegations, asserting that Packer severed his tie with Carey because she is ‘a diva.’”

I agree. My dog is much more my biological child than my actual biological child (which, to be clear, I do not have.)

Wow, how are you people not getting this sketch? David S. Pumpkins is a parody of Europeans. When Europeans try to do American things, it comes off like David S. Pumpkins. And they DO NOT STOP. And it often involves bad dancing.

“And you too. you too. you too...”

I haven’t watche RHOOC for a LONG time (last time there was a lesbian Brazilian on the show? I didn’t finish the season.) But what I want to say is: how did someone like Vicki raise someone like Brianne, who, at least in this clip, is calling Vicki (sp?) out on everything. She is so sensible and ethical. And Vicki is…

Only every fucking person. And the reason is laziness.

“They come at you from all sides. They don’t know how to win - I will teach them!”

I’ve never heard that pronunciation of the word “remaining” before...

That’s what Science WANTS you to think; that it’s all disinterested and shit. Actually, Science is insecure AF.

Those “profilers” who were the hosts were two of the dumbest people I have ever seen on TV. The conclusions they made were astoundingly simple-minded (even as the main guy kept saying “you have to follow the evidence.”) To top it all off, we didn’t really learn anything new.

OMG those arbitrary, inconsequential, and confusing plot twists that Murphy loves...he drives me fucking crazy.