Does not the headline describe EVERY SINGLE RYAN MURPHY show ever?

I want a biopic where someone plays Bowie playing Warhol. Except it is also science fiction because someone (as Bowie as Warhol) finds a time machine and goes back to the 19th century, where someone (as Bowie as Warhol) blows everyone’s fucking mind with his art.

Why don’t they play actual music on this dancing show? They don’t want to pay for the rights?

Singer scandals are public because they involve legal/barely-legal boys. They are somewhat more acceptable than what is going on here (still gross obviously.) What I’m saying is that there is a LONG history of child abuse in Hollywood and that Singer scandals are the most public because they aren’t about kiddie porn-…

Do you have netflix? All of the seasons are on Netflix.

With extra bread, which is a very funny running joke because the whole world just assumes that all carbs and gluten are bad for you. (Of course, extra bread in a meatball sub isn’t good for you, either.)

Liz Lemon in no way glamorized her horrible eating habits.

Alto. It’s great!

“3% knew from the moment the child was born, 8% knew within a couple of days, 32% knew within the first six weeks and 23% began to regret their choice when their children first started nursery or school.”

Right, because we all know what PC nuts those UofC administrators are. I almost feel bad for UofC, but then I remember that they encourage this type of “free-thinking” behavior, so maybe they kinda deserve this lawsuit.

My partner: “what if there is a fire?” He can be so petit bourgeois sometimes...

She proposes sensible programs to counteract Reagan’s bad policies, while also indirectly getting to diss her mentally unstable opponent. #theshadeofitall

“He would be fit because I think his brain is turned on 24 hours a day.”

Each description was funnier and more accurate than the one that preceded it.

Actually, that explains it. I apologize for being rude. But I seriously was wondering in what context this would be a frequent talking point!

THANK YOU!!!! What is pleasurable about a meal is its COHERENCE. There is nothing coherent about a potluck dinner. It is an entirely unpleasant affair. If you don’t want to host a party, you don’t have to! But don’t subject us all to the mess that is a potluck meal.

You’ve always said that? You will pardon me, because I don't know you, but that is weird.

Although I’ve never said this, I do have a penis and I assure you that this is the correct answer:

But seriously, the DILF quotient at the DNC is WAY higher than RNC, so I’m feeling pretty good about November.

Back off, bitch. He's mine.