Getting paid and coasting is the American Dream and Hassan Whiteside is my personal hero.

“...against a rolling Stephen Strasburg...”

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

Yep, the Bears could use—

“Closers” are dumb anyway, especially in the post season. You can get beat in the sixth inning, too. You use the best pitcher available in the biggest situation regardless of the inning. This article was an excellent write up of how the post season is different than the regular season. You never punt a game. You don’t…

If Anibal Sanchez can continue to look like an ace, the Nats may have a shot. 

“maybe two-and-half, depending on how generous you want to be toward Tanner Rainey”

Honestly, I think it’s just Occam’s Razor. He was caught off guard by the deep ball, ended up out of position in no-man’s land, and realized that he couldn’t reach it with his head so grabbing the ball was his best option. I played keeper at a fairly high level and have both been carded off for an intentional handball…

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

It’s because it was also a denial of a clear goal-scoring opportunity.

Right - the guy who along with Peyton Manning was instrumental in getting the rules changed in the first place to allow the QB to have the game ball that they use on offense inflated to the pressure they prefer (within a specified range) couldn’t tell the difference between over inflated and under inflated footballs.

Also (and I’m surprised that nobody has ever thought to say this before) fuck Tom Brady.

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

He smokes a ton of pot.

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

The fact that he can pull off the different attack/special animation while wearing those large jugs is just fucking impressive.