Rooting for Ohio State in any form makes me feel gross, but the thought of that crowd of 100,000 PSU fans watching that inexplicable play call and defensive choke job is some top-tier schadenfreude

Let me start by saying, kindly, fuck you.

But seriously, for all the men who have previously been wrongfully accused of a crime and have either been killed for it or spent a substantial amount of time in prison

What do you do when your country can’t even agree on reality?

As many people on Twitter point out, abusers cry. My abuser cried. Crying is sometimes what abusive men do because they don’t have a handle on their feelings or behavior; they’re angry and confused and scared. It’s so similar to when a child cries during a temper tantrum. They know enough to understand right from…

Eventually, the bubble collapses. At some point, there will be a split so vast that it’s simply impossible to be a good believer and accept the evidence of your own eyes, and they’re either going to snap out of it or go completely insane. In Jonestown, the collapse of the bubble led to mass suicide. In Germany, it led…

But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!

Let me ask my wife to jump up and down for me. Will report back.

I’m guessing “We programmed it so we could giggle like a bunch of hormonal 12 year old boys during testing but then forgot to take it out again” didn’t make for very good spin.

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Breasts should be hard and immobile, you know, like two bags of sand, just like God intended!

Agreed. Given the target audience, I can sort of understand the “oh holy fuck, we’d better get on this with the quickness” nature of the response, but jiggling breasts are not a new thing in games as a whole.

I particularly like this bit, though: “When asked how something this seemingly elaborate gets unintentionally…

I understand why he’s embarrassed, those breast physics are amateurish.

1. Yes, to own the libs.

I mean, they’re god-damned SENATORS, and even they hired a lawyer to do their questioning for them.

Why the fuck wouldn’t she have lawyer? That’s literally the least suspicious thing she could have done. All of these fucking people are insane sociopaths.

Al Franken literally resigned over something really similar, and it was fellow Democrats who pushed him to do it. I’m not sure how Graham thinks it only happens to one party.

I just can’t wrap my mind around why they didn’t pull the nomination. There have to be a dozen other conservative orcs that could have breezed through this process, and they’re dying on this hill, why? To own the libs?

Graham then issued a bizarre threat, saying, “Let me tell you my Democratic friends—if this is the new norm, you’d better watch out for your nominees.”