the song only gets more fucked up once you realize that back in the day in Massachusetts, Mary Moe was a name given to persons under the age of 18 petitioning the courts to bypass parental consent for an abortion (Mary Moe = Jane Doe)

Pie Iesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem *thud*

Three letters explain it all;  LJN.

Pooping out of your penis isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds. Vesicointestinal fistulae are exceptionally rare, but do happen, and are obscenely painful, mostly owing to the constant infections one gains by having feces pass through the urethra.

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, Talent