Plus their comically named fudge...where else can you buy that??

Well, tuna is the chicken of the sea, after all, so it's hard to be sure if what you have is chicken or fish. Maybe this was Jessica Simpson's first job.LOL. My grandmother always called it "tuna fish." Tuna fish sandwiches after school...she'd buy the cans by the case.

Yes, it changes for me and it seemed like I was the only one.

Yup, this makes me miss Lindy so much.

Sadly, I was put off the Kid Food Reviews because one of the most annoyingly snobbish foodies I know is the one always posting them to social media. With an "Oh, haha, I remember when I visited French Laundry..." The one who bemoans her "secret it out" when a restaurant makes a best-of list because she knew about it…

Ugh. I'm really, really glad I've stayed away from Purina...there was problem with cheap food causing liver or kidney failure a couple years ago. I have considered doing homemade...I think it could be cheaper than the food I buy...I just don't have much time to cook for Mr. AuLait and myself, much less the dog. Hell,…

I must try adding wine to my burgers and then basting them with wine tonight. Even though that means going out into record low temperature to acquire ground beef. It is all I will think of eating until I try it and make all other food seem like the consolation prize.

Honestly, I think part of my husband's decision to marry me was based on his early discovery that I keep a grease tin of bacon fat in the fridge. I got it at WalMart like 15 years ago, before I knew how evil they are. It even has a little sieve to strain out the burned bacon bits.

Really, that's not even an intricate explanation. You could also just swap out "cannot eat" for "cannot digest" and most food servers aren't going to give you a hard time, and will most likely provide helpful guidance. But faking an allergy and then claiming you can eat that food after all is why people think you are…

So many folks are making this argument, that the server should be able to anticipate how very stupid their customers are. Sure, easy to figure out in hindsight...not so much in the middle of a busy shift and when things like what a root beer float is are pretty common knowledge.

Not knowing root beer is a thing is probably it...but how do get to be an adult person with A&W stores near you and not know that?

Because she now has a customer flipping out on her, no point in further aggravating someone who is already unduly angry.

Most of these stories eventually explain what the stupid person actually thought...the root of their stupidity...like not knowing what a scallop is or wanting your toast uncut. And really, just use your words. Please don't cut my toast. What is a scallop? Chocolate cake lady at least *asked* and learned something.

Whether he's transitioning or not is none of my concern, agree 100% about that. But this:

Yes, the man busted for plagiarizing his newspaper columns turned this into a lesson in ethical journalism. I don't even know what to say about they hypocrisy. Just no words.

Were the trucks playing chicken, and the chicken-loaded truck was all, "Pull over or what?"

If nurses are the ones telling doctors what to do, why are you the one wiping asses? Tell the doctor to do it.

Servers bring you hot, delicious food and icy beverages. I like hot, delicious food and icy beverages. What is there to argue against?? Not having to do the dishes? Having someone prepare your meal and deliver it to you while you relax? Honestly. I know that bad experiences are more memorable than the good ones, but…

LOL. Then some wine snob would turn their nose up at the ice in the wine.

Cat breeding always mildly surprises me. I mean, of course people breed cats and buy fancy cats. But part of me always thinks: Whaaaattt? Pay money for a cat? Just wait for spring and look for a sign that says "free kittens." That's how my dad always got cats, anyway.