The manager and general manager, yes...but anywhere with a 2-for-20 special is a national chain. The manager reports to the general manager, who reports to the district manager, who reports to the regional manager...and so on. These places have really long management chains and the managers are motivated to resolve…

A healthy persecution complex seems to be an integral part of being a Christian. You'd think they were still being fed to lions. In fact, I suspect we will soon have a list of the things like how saying happy holidays = war on Christmas. But then, it's a religion that revers martyrdom, of course they all want to be a…

These are all utterly horrific stories. I look forward to seeing how people manage to defend even one person on the list.

I read the plan, as linked above, and honestly a lot of it sounds like they really are making positive changes. I'm well aware that the hard liquor ban is absurd, that people will get drunk on beer/wine or just hide it, etc., but reading their statement sounds like they're also trying to address binge-drinking and…

That "pizza" is a nutritionist trying to trick us into eating salad.

Seriously, that's my answer to the question"What are the worst pizza toppings?" Bleah.

Today we learn of two extreme but opposite reactions to a spill...which is more unsettling? Frankly, I've been yelled at by enough customers I'd be more distressed by no reaction whatsoever. Left wondering if they would call and ask to have me fired later or leave a demented Yelp review with my name in it, but hoping…

This has made me so, so happy...I just...I really needed something to brighten the day up a bit..sadly these flavors are too new to be on their website flavor locator yet...but maybe the big grocery store will have them. Yes, I will drive in the opposite direction of my home just to check. I want it inside me so much.

But it was a mix...mixes have the baking powder and soda already in them, you just add eggs and oil.

Sometimes you don't know until it is too late. A dear friend ordered a very hot dish at one of my favorite places. Staff warned her it was very hot indeed. Great, she says, and the server goes to put in the order. I gently warn her they mean "native-palate hot" by hot. Thirty minutes of her crying and rinsing her…

I make pizza dip that is always a hit at parties, and it has cream cheese in it...after 20 minutes in the oven it has a very ricotta-like consistency, like in a calzone. Next time I make it, maybe I'll try ricotta instead.

I'm picturing something like, she stores detergent in a beautiful glass decanter of some sort, because using the original package is just SO déclassé and her pinterest board shows all these great ways to organize things. Likewise, she stores her pantry staples in beautiful vessels (probably from the fancy kitchen…

Pizza bagel with cream cheese seems the natural experiment. Smear of cream cheese, sauce, pepperoni, other toppings of choice, serve cold or warm.

Are the all-beef hot dogs made from carcasses?

This kid just got a job and then lost it on purpose to get his mom off his back or something, right? Surely no one is that oblivious....

My great-aunt's "eggnog" was actually made with melted ice cream...eggnog ice cream, melted into 5 kinds of booze. Christmas eve at her house was....very merry indeed...but Christmas morning didn't start until someone clawed their way to the kitchen to make strong black coffee. Ah, I miss her!

The warm flavors in SoCo meld really well with eggnog. Top with a little freshly grated nutmeg, maybe orange zest and cinnamon stick garnish if you're feeling fancy.

Nailed it, based on comments below. Also this comment actually made me lol and coworkers are looking over here suspiciously.

The whole CD was him singing his own lyrics over tracks of popular Disney Channel show songs — not even the karaoke version, just the actual song played quietly — and the lyrics were all about him having sex with underage girls

Please say they aren't going to do this at the drive-through.