The real devil is the sadist who came up with unlimited breaksticks and seating at any time. Of course people are going to abuse it, especially teenage boys. Hell, I would have as a teenager with little money and not many good places to go. They can hold so much food. I'm always amazed when places with shitty…

Exciting news...we can totally adopt narwhals through WWF!

This is pretty much how I feel about narwhals:

The concept that the customer is The Enemy always makes me surprised but not surprised. Customers are the worst, and I have endured everything from being flashed by them to having them actually throw things at me. But also you can't have a restaurant without them, and most are fine. Some are even great. So I never…

Narwhals are amazing. I'm always excited when someone doesn't realize they are real so I can dump my absurd amount of narwhal love one them.

The headline made me so, so happy. Article did not disappoint.

I feel weirdly bad for an inanimate tree now.

Go to find friends, search for Jim S, narrow city to Boston. Scan users until you find his picture.

Ta da!!

Yes,but if I tell you how, will you use the knowledge for good or evil?

Hey, I eat Spam too! Sometimes in my shells. Not gourmet, just, you know, what mom fed us. Nothing wrong with liking that and also appreciating la cuisine.

Yaassss, that bruschetta sounds so awesome! And you are so right about the quality when you have, what, 4 to 5 ingredients?? This is not the time for hard, white, flavorless grocery store tomatoes. WTF did Mr. Refined think that an Italian dish would go on french bread? Did he think bruschetta is French bread pizza??…

Just shut up and eat your delicious crab cakes already, Ed. Professional pickers and restaurant-quality blue crabs will mean bigger pieces of crab, yes. Come on, it's a Ruby Tuesday, just be glad they're so good. Clearly he has taken to Yelp because no one else is willing to sit through his lectures on crab anymore.…

Lady dining companion?

In Kentucky I was served lovely grits made with applesauce, which was delicious. Not cloying sweet, but certainly not savory.

Why would anyone do that?? But at least you can't see or smell the sugar after they mix it in, so I could probably get past it and eat my meal. I've known southerners who like their tomatoes sweet.

Frozen meat, canned veggies, and frozen food? Microwaves?? Aren't supper clubs usually known for better quality food? Part of me thinks this must have been back in the day, when microwaves weren't as common in homes and canned veggies were considered just fine dumped out, heated up, maybe buttered. Blech. I can't…

I think a lot of it might stem from just violating the entire idea of a holiday. A holiday is supposed to be a day set aside from the normal activities (work, school) and celebrated. If most people end up working, how is it a holiday instead of just another day? We need essential services, of course, and that is a…

You poor, poor thing, you have it SO ROUGH. I mean, you actually have a stipend that pays about 53% of workers make per year, but...well I'm not sure what exactly. You were able to take a trip to California, that's so awesome, but you actually have to PAY for it?? I mean, I don't take trips when I don't have money,…

Yes, you get hard taco shells. Taco fries sound like the fries are trying to replace the shell. There is also a packet called "taco sauce" that seems to be just barely seasoned tomato sauce. Bland enough for the Mid Western palate. Sounds similar to the sauce on the fries.