perfect gif because “MEEEEEGANNNN!!!” *out the window of 30 rock* hehehehe

paid family leave is one of those things in the US that needed to happen yesterday, so I’m hesitant to mock anyone who is finally part of a great awakening (even though I hope it goes without saying, fuck mm royally)

the title of this article.. is the spoiler... :/ ugh what a bummer.

my first few usual steps of seeing a dump tweet are: cortisol spike, deep rage, deep breath, cringe, read tweet through my eyelashes

thank you for my only LOL today hehehehe

brilliant

I. love. THIS.

you have friends here, bun 💛 I hope those little things bring you comfort, stability, and enjoyment. and I think (hope) it’s ok for all of us to focus on our own shit right now, cause so many are struggling. the more we can help ourselves, the more we can ultimately help others too.

I mean, by that Krimpet math I’ve had scurvy all my life?

these motherfuckers.

sending you a big hug and a LET’S TALK ANYTIME <3 seriously. I feel you. I empathise with your side of the situation so deeply.

but do you have enough cabinets for your snacks ? hehe

glorified address book, brilliant hehehehe

don’t worry, she’ll loooove Emperor’s New Groove when she’s about 8/9/10 - one of me & my family’s all time faves

the most wondrous of the one hit wonders.. sigh.

an anthropomorphic cupcake hehehehehe

leave it to Dolly to remind us of the spectre of ageing right now.. a year when everything feels both paused and chaotic, and I cant stop thinking about the passing of time.

aaaaaand copy, paste, save google doc.

https://warnockforgeorgia.com/

hehehehe the only good laugh I've had all day, bless you