I am so proud, and so.... jealous? aha bless you for this content rn.

the video with him & chris really brightened my day, all irony aside. (even though the whole thing is clearly angling for 2024) so I love this development cause it’s almost our collective, semi-unconscious panic thoughts and fantasies come to life 😂

it has been so grating to open my inbox and be flooded with AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT nnnnnno, it’s really not. they’re all saying the same useless bullshit.
this goes especially for the ones from my student loan sites; unless you plan to postpone payment due dates without penalty for the next three months at least,…

ESTELLAAAAAA !
no I actually read this headline and went “ESTELLA NO!” out loud ;-; I loved that little derp. ugh, not the news we needed during ronaquarantine hell

‘too many cats’??? I feel your pain :/ but I kind of want you to post your Mr.’s whole running list hehe

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haha oh I was mistaken, I wasn’t sure if it was a school associated with a particular story or something really evil, or just standard stuck in 1950 nonsense

wait I don’t know this one & I’m afraid to even click the link (but curiosity kills this cat every day)... give us a preview? *cringes*

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it amazes me some people can listen to a song without hearing the story.
& not judging that, because if anything I’m jealous; I often wish I could turn off my hyper sensitive mind for even a second :/
hopefully, your yoga instructor took that to heart.

THIS HEADLINE speaks to my soul. every damn time I’m in a yoga class! (you know, all 3 times a year...) instructor, know the goal of your audience.

that comparison is an insult to sharks

in other news, “Oprah Is Done With Earning Billions”

Jane, honey, you... you did the thing already. and you’ve always been doing it. there’s nothing more to be done hehe

(but that post-glamorous event picture with the dress still on is freakin adorable 💜)

p.s. sorry, I think ancient musty tome is thricely redundant hehe

hahaha don’t forget us here at jez when you make your bonus jonas billions!

omg bonus jonas made me actually LOL, thank you hehe

uh, umm, uh... a GOLDEN microphone with three strands of xlrs coming out of it??? *flips frantically through ancient musty tome*

orrrr five more kids to start their own doomed and noble house...! hehehe

“highly unusual” DOESN’T BEGIN TO FUCKING COVER IT. 

also, did we have to use a photo with THAT poster, very clear & legible, in the background? does that bother anyone else? :/

I’m laughing, but I’m also crying.
halp.

the worst. fucking. take. the fact that he added this sentiment to his 15 seconds of fame is so disappointing, yet I’m surprised at how surprised I am?
LOL The Neverending Story [weeps silently]

Toni Collette IS a goddamned global treasure.

*gently strokes baby yoda’s forehead with the top of my forefinger while the child purrs* 💚