This is going to be their year, as much due to everyone else shitting the bed as to their improvement. Maybe 50% of each.

Chelsea Are Just About Dead ... And Loving It!

Starring Leslie Nielsen as Jose Mourinho.

I’m not into visual porn; smutty writing does it for me. But enough people raved about him that I gave it a try, once. He spat in the woman’s face and simulated raping her - no thanks. Not into guys who even pretend to enjoy that shit, and if that makes me not sex-positive, I can live with that.

Horribly officiated game all the way through... but I have to say that the number of calls the Pats get is INFURIATING. Also, I’m sick of people calling Brady ‘smart’ for his constant grounding of the ball when under pressure. Whatever the letter of the law, he’s obviously not intending to complete the throws (most of…

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

I really think that when you’re a player like Cam, yes, he has the raw athleticism of a Michael Vick, Donovan McNabb, or, hey, even a Warren Moon.

He just doesn’t have that gritty, lunchpail attitude that Tom Brady brings to the locker room in Foxborough, or the on-the-field leadership of a Peyton Manning, or even the…

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

oversexed, arrogant, and a danger to kids.

“Ah, they’re just looking for a gotcha moment, so let me LITERALLY blame black students for structural racism. That’ll give them what they want and keep the heat off”

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

Pinkel just looks like a douche, but between accepting Michael Sam as a starting gay end & not revoking the striking players’s roster spots/scholarships, he seems almost... humane.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

I never took trademark law, but does the fact that an identifiable group of people were actually offended enough to take it to court in the first place factor into the calculus at all? Because although klitoris and Make Your Own Dildo may be offensive, its hard to know who it offends unless they reveal themselves (so…

I like how they are no longer even pretending that “redskins” isn’t offensive and are now going down the “everyone else does it!” route. Good luck with that!

Credit the MLS. They managed to miss penalties in ways none of us had ever seen before.

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

The good news is that the headset will now be the official mascot of the NFL’s new “Play 58” campaign.