Hardy could get away with anything in Jerry Jones’ eyes. It’s almost as if he could beat up a woman nearly to the point of death, throw her on a pile of guns, strangle her, and threaten to kill her, and Jerry Jones still would defend the guy.

It would be more 20ish than 10-15. Right off the bat, the top 12 top-tier leagues in Europe all surpass MLS (Spain, Germany, England, Italy, Portugal, France, Russia, Ukraine, Belgium, Holland, Turkey, Switzerland), and I’d throw in the second divisions of Spain, Germany and England at least (I’d probably put English…

I seriously wonder if Jones can reclaim his status as the guy who would gut it out and go toe to toe with the toughest fighters on earth.

Ten replies without a direct answer? Webber’s a natural professor.

Was there a good guy with a chair in there somewhere?

That is the precise thing that makes it terrible. Giving Darth Vader a core of pure goodness was an unforgivably stupid narrative choice.

“Cristiano, I want to apologize for my agent’s statements. The truth is I hate you with the blazing heat of a Toledo summer. With the nuclear fire of the core of the Sun. There is truly no word in English, Spanish, Catalan, or Basque that truly captures the level of my hatred of you. My agent misrepresented that, and…

Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever.

I’m sorry you typed all that stuff out so I’ll make this quick:

Oh my god. I read this, and was like “That can’t be right. I was a super cool college radio dj chick when that came out, and I’m 40 now, so I woulda been 15 according to this, which is wrong.” Then I realized I am 44 and 1/2.

Leitch has said in other places that he numbers his reviews so that he can avoid super-awkward transitions between graphs/trains of thought that would annoy an editor. Kind of funny.

By the time they finish fourth the EPL will have lost it’s fourth UCL spot.

City’s goal was offside too.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

The story of the prem has been that CHELSEA FUCKING SUCKS. HAHAHAHA!

Some judge who knew that he could get 300,000 dollars for a cash strapped city. (Should have gone for a cool million. The prince would have paid it.)

Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

If they were playing anybody other than Arsenal, I’d agree. Diego Costa is just a turd all over - from his antics to his choosing Spain over Brazil, I have no reason whatsoever to like the guy.

You know who else face a challenge that can’t buy their way out of, because their manager refused to buy a world class striker again this summer?