Scully: Aww, he smiled at me!

they also played Maccabi Tel-Aviv. At home. City, United and Arsenal losing to Juventus, PSV, and Dinamo Zagreb (away) isn’t a disaster.

Wait, I was wrong. Arsenal losing in Croatia is a disaster. Fuck Arsenal.

I’m beginning to think the NFL is more concerned with making money than it is in humanity’s collective quality of life.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

The worst part is that Arsenal will come to Stamford Bridge on Saturday morning - after a Wednesday trip to Croatia - and proceed to not only shit the bed and lose 1-0, but right the Chelsea ship.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

On LeBatard’s show, Stugotz pointed out that the Browns have a suspension at every level in Week 1: Front Office, Coaching Staff, Player.

Connect the dots, man...

I don’t see what this has to do with the Patriots being a snake’s nest full of dirty cheaters.

Boy, you’ll be sorry when Arsenal start to get it together in March and end the season strong and compete for 3rd place and look like a huge threat next season! Just you wait!

Shut the fuck up, Palin.

ManU had a lengthy response to this piece all prepared, but they faxed it 15 minutes after the article was posted....

@BillSimmons

It was not legal,

I think for your dick joke Jambaroos you should retire Emmit Smith’s portion and replace it with a gobledygook inspirational nonsense quote from Ray Lewis.

I assume the next step was going to be “the football team pays your salaries, so give the QB an A.”

athletics is so powerful at Auburn that it operates like a “second university.

I understand the platform that we are on. I do. It appears to be wood. With some stairs. And a podium. I understand that. What I can’t, for the life of me, figure out is why there has to be so goddamn many logos back there.