I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

Like many white people from the rural south raised by Republicans, I primarily align with Democratic Socialist policies and positions. I’m 33 years old. I remember 1998 – the lynching year, Matthew Shepherd and James Byrd, Jr. Columbine happened during my Freshman year of high school. How safe are today’s children…

The fact that they toss out around the word “groupthink” so freely while ensconced in a secret, private listserv where they happily jerk each other off about how great they are is pretty much the epitome of the problem.

I am willing to match your contribution. I’d enjoy that.

From hence forth, the unit of time previously known as “Seven Years” shall officially be referred to as “Peanut Butter Shkreli Time.”

Let this be a lesson to you, America. You can kill as many poor people as you like, just don’t piss off the money.

Paradise Island

Look, cults manage to do good work sometimes. They pick up broken people and put them back together, people no one else wants to bother with. That doesn’t make them not a cult. It doesn’t make the shit they spew true or not dangerous.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

I think she should speak and let them try and collect from her.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Vince can expect the full support of the president. Backing failed ventures is what he’s best at.

Boy, the stealth marketing for the next season of The X-Files has really stepped it up. Which will make it all the more disappointing when the show sucks again ...

Such a great scam by Bigelow. I’m not even mad at him for pulling it off.

I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.