Wait, what?! Newsome's testimony is the exact same as it was a a month and a half ago? That's crazy. Me? Me, I believe the guy who's testimony changes over time.

IRISH QUIT FUCKING THE RABBIT!

Kind of feels like United should have just kept him all along instead of firing and rehiring him, no?

Kevin's adorable Hudson-isms continued, "sometimes you're the pitcher and sometimes you're the catcher, but in either case I would know you're not my son."

Marshall: It's supposed to hurt!

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Who to believe??

Fact: Burt Reynolds slept with so many people in the seventies that he became a wizard. His mustache is also a wizard, but an even more powerful one.

The '98 shortened season at 50 games was just about the perfect amount. Not a lot of pointless games where teams just went through the motions that year.

I have been watching ESPN fantasy football now. Looking at the blondes on the program,the hiring producer is emphasizing fantasy over football.

Modeling the MLS after the European leagues is the best thing the MLS could do for itself. Not sure why it is such a difficult concept for them to grasp.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

As the team itself pointed out to her:

Arsenal, for example, finish fourth in England's Premier League every year and have no chance of winning the Champions League, ever

Ok, but this will still put team's like Benfica and Moscow in pot 1, and they certainly have no chance of winning the Champion's League, ever.

If I was asked to articulate why this is so hilarious, I would be unable to. That said, this is hilarious.

Don't be sad my DC brother, that isn't even the worst sports logo in Ohio.

There's a single tear in my eye over how quickly Deadspin has forgotton me.

"Worst Logo in Sports"? You actually think its worse than the one for the New England Revolution? At least the Crew's one looked like a crest. This abomination is every bad 90's design choice smashed together.