I hope Franklin doesn't have NFL aspirations. That's only for people who've seen tapes of abuse and deny it.

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

Given that Franklin is unclear on exactly what he knew or saw with regard to alleged sexual assault, I can see him coaching at Penn St. for a long, long time.

Lost opportunity if you ask me

Have you heard Showalter does a Brad Ausmus impression? It's not so great on camera, but dynamite over a bullpen phone. Like when he called for Joba Chamberlain in back-to-back games. What a card!

This Allam guy seems completely out of touch with his fan base, and the sport as a whole. Everyone knows that if you're looking for a name to represent a common and lousy midtable club, the one you're looking for is United.

Usually if they text me and it's obviously a scam, I make an ad in the women seeking men section of Craigslist with their cell phone number and the text "send me pictures of yourself, clothes optional"

You know, there's a pretty easy way to ensure that all the teams in your top flight aren't horribly mismanaged by predicating their very status in that division on the quality of the team they put on the field, but I keep hearing that promotion and relegation will never happen in MLS for...whatever reason. Oh well,…

I no longer wish to live in Montana.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Yep, that looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

A first violation of the domestic violence policy will result in a potential suspension that depends entirely on the reaction of our corporate partners.

Thank you for this very articulate and needed comment here. I think I'm older than the average Jezebel reader, and I find myself bewildered by what is defined as feminism by the majority here. I'm happy to know somebody else has heard of Andrea Dworkin. I would like to see sex work decriminalized, but I will never…

There's a junior-high level obsession with sexual expression and vulgar language on Jezebel and Gawker that has pretty much made me an irregular reader. I am not a prude. My friends know that I am perfectly able to express myself with a string of words which are commonly considered vulgar. However, I am also able…

Well thank you for the question. Not to split hairs beyond what you've asked, but first there is a distinction for me between disapproving and condescending... as you might deduce I am very invested in animal issues, and bitterly opposed to hunting. So I disapprove – quite extremely – of hunting, but I don't feel…

We need more voices like yours on these pages. Bravo!

Every woman making a silly choice and defending her right to make said choice is not the "New Patron Saint of Feminism;" I don't care how many Jez posters give it the thumbs up.