How I Blew My Chances at Getting a 25 Year Old Hottie and Got Her When She Was 50 Instead

Knowing Ray, he'll probably only get 1-2.

Where's Flamini's own goal, Greg?

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

"But, again, it seems highly unlikely that anyone would be able to keep all 239 people on board from pulling out their cell phones and getting SOME sort of communication out."

And in order to allow teams to still call fake kick attempts on PAT's. They will be allowed to line up on the 13 yard line when they plan on faking the kick.

I feel like you missed a big opportunity when you left the word "Exodus" out of the headline

You're a sexual predator.

Geez. If Bayern is capable of crushing the best teams in the EPL, I can only imagine what they're going to do against Arsenal.

Well, if they ever need a long-ago flashback on Sherlock.......

Same studio as before, but they renovated it. It seats 240 now. I know, it doesn't seem that big, but studios are actually all really small (in 30 Rock at least). I was in 8H a few months ago and what SNL does in that studio given its size is pretty amazing.

In a related story, sources are reporting that Randy Edsall will incorporate the Under Armour speedskating gear as part of the Terrapins' 2014 uniform scheme.

In lieu of severance, Lombardi has been offered "salary rebates."

I think you turn it into a positive.

And then the Big Quarterback's Black Book, by Ben Roethlisberger. Lots of numbers in the Milledgeville, Ga. area.

Foreword by JaMarcus Russell.

The Black Book Of Big Quarterbacks, on the other hand, is much shorter but no less thick, as it deals mostly with Jared Lorenzen.

Well, let's be clear, both the one they got sued over and the current one are abominations.

In before the NCAA make union membership an eligibility violation.