He was released into the custody of his parents

Isn't that true of every outdoor hockey game?

I'm surprised they went crosswise - there are essentially no good seats.

Whatever. She's just a trophy wife.

Reaction #1: "She's a thug"

I'm gonna make a killing creating "Marcus and Marcus" a show about two brothers who are in the shadow of more famous brothers and always up to hijinks starring Mssrs. Randle-el and Vick as themselves.

I think Schiano gets the nod. If there's one thing Haslam loves, it's a kicked-back Buc.

Here's my question is all appropriation of culture racist? As a black person, black face actually requires a person to put on makeup as opposed to "acting black" or "dressing black". I mean I don't consider Jamie Kennedy or Seth Green racist for those movies where they "acted/dressed black"

If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

... but how can he eat Chicken Parmesan if he doesn't like cheese on anything but pizza? :O

As always, I would like to thank Lindy for her self-appointed role as Internet Police.

Of course the point's probably been a thousand times:

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

Jimmy John's: For all your high, wasted needs.

The Wheel of Time! Robert Jordan was really losing his edge in the last few books he wrote, but the world he had created was wonderful. Brandon Sanderson stepped in and breathed some much needed new life into the series while remaining true to RJ's original vision. The last few books were fantastic.

What are you talking about? SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER WE HAVEN'T MET.

The only real loose end is that we never met her sister.

VC Andrews, DUH.

Oh, please. I'm so old, I started watching SNL in its first season. People have been saying "SNL hasn't been funny since..." ever since.