Well, thanks, Fener, for literally folding like a cheap suit.

I see no evidence to the contrary, commenter.

Deadspin is not your Arsenal blog, gooner.

Well, that's sad.

Hey kids - The old fat guy who always brings his camera over while you swim is not your friend.

Oof. +1

If that RISUG shit is effective and reversible, would someone please jab me in the (I assume) balls already?

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MALE BIRTH CONTROL RIGHT GODDAMN FUCKING NOW

If only the world had some kind of group of men who were angered by the way patriarchy hurt men, and were interested in organizing around those issues to make life better for both men and women. Men who were activists for "men's rights", if you will.

Blurred Lines, huh? From robots to rapey. Why is Jezebel celebrating this song in every other article and then lamenting rape culture in others? You can't complain about rape culture when you push it. So, the next time Yale declares "nonconsensual" sexual contact "not a big deal," just put on "Blurred Lines" and dance…

Ryan: Can we post his bail?

The special hell of being Tottenham is that they are in a class by themselves - not in the United/City/Chelsea/Liverpool/Arsenal money pool, but certainly above the other 14 clubs as well. Too small to be big, too big to be small.

Thanks for this, man. Great insight and understanding about something you clearly know and care something about. We need more of this.

/presses button

We call that team "Daniel Levy's short 100 quid so no striker for you"

You do get a banner, though.

Wait wait wait- so you're telling me fourth place doesn't get you a trophy?!

Firing nerf guns wildly in the air while repeating "put the bunny back in the box" usually works for me. Then again, my co workers are already well aware of my oddities.

Nah why yinz always gotta be all nebby and go runnin dahn Coach Tomlin like dat? Yinz is just jealous of da Picksburgh Stillers and Ahrn Ciddy sixers. Deadspin's a buncha jagoffs!

Olbermann: ... and at number one, Mike Scioscia, who this week pinch hit for the struggling Josh Hamiton with Hank Congar against Robbie Ross in his return to Texas, in a tie game, in the eighth inning, thereby denying the fans the long-awaited moment of drama they've all been wanting to see since Hamilton spurned…