Well, AVB, sure was nice knowing ya.

Has the NHL ever explained why the FLA teams are matched with the Northeastern teams?

I feel like the original post was just a trick to get people to post pictures of corgis. Also, I'm in love with the droopy-eared fellow. Gimme.

Sounds like his opponent will be able to secure a key endorsement...

This microphone looks like a boner. Don't let it get too close the mouth of The Cucc.

HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!

This is a labia-free zone.

Whoa!! Stop the ice cream truck right there. Corgis are lovely, lovely animals. Plus, if you get a Swedish Valhund, you get a corgi that looks like a wolf. GOOD GOD.

Corgis are vile little beasts. If he ran against Corgis, then we might have something.

L-O-FUCKING-L

A vote for a republican is a vote for hatred against women.

SI writers make $400k a year? No wonder it's having such a hard time financially...

If you're a Russian player of any worth, why would you ever stay in the NHL?

This would never happen at Notre Dame. Suspending players for rape, I mean.

Yay push polling.

Anna Benson Was Armed for WAR

I hardly think Musburger gets a pass around here or elsewhere. (If you want a really fun read, look up what he wrote about Tommie Smith and John Carlos.) The bigger question is whether anything like the "looker" statement would ever be applied to a male athlete. Oh, this is also from the Telegraph story, in case you…

Why not?

"I haven’t met a girl yet who is trying to use this as a sexual identity.”