Arsenal's wage bill is £1 million more per week than Tottenham's. That's a very expensive point.

One point. All the money in the world (except for United and Chelsea) and the Gunners edge Spurs by one point on the last day of the season.

Arsenal are, year after year, the most underachieving club in world football. They are in the top three of most profitable clubs in the world, but the product on the field is about the same as Spurs whose revenue is 100 million pounds less every year. For two years in a row that 100 mill got them one extra point…

Holy moly. I guess I should have expected the valuation of PL teams to have skyrocketed in my lifetime, but not by so much.

It was 11m, but yeah:

If Moyes doesn't come out firing and winning silverware, we'll see if that vaunted United fan base doesn't switch to the next glory-team. United may have a zillion and six fans, but how many of them are also the kinds of people who are fans so long as the team wins?

Don't know if that's true, but WOW if it is.

Just to pound this point home: Dave Whealan, now the chairman of Wigan, had the opportunity to buy Manchester United in the early 1990's.

She's been famous for almost, what, 20 years?

Late 30s. I'm her age and starting feel my age. "All these years" seems appropriate for how long she's been acting and how old I feel, and I'm not offended in the least (except I didn't get her genes!).

"All these years"? She's only in her 30s...

Still has a face like great architecture after all these years. :)

That stadium is insulting to all working women.

[reads DaMuttzNuttz's comment]

Anecdote is not data and i am not a lady person, but the two times i've been pegged, i got hemorrhoids.

As much as I pretty much agree with every point made here, in the end, comedy is in the eye of the beholder. If these rape-y comics are raking in eyeballs and ticket sales, it's.......just the stupid world we live in. :(

Sure, take the high road. Just like a Gooner!

Sigh. If Adebayor had played half this well for half of Spurs' games, we'd be looking downward on both Chelsea and Arsenal. Maybe even Sheikh City.

"He might leave at the end of the season regardless, but surely will if there isn't Champions League soccer to be played next year."

After his first go-round on Celebrity Apprentice, Penn Jillette scathingly described The Donald's hair as looking like "cotton candy made of piss." In print.