I really expected Bale to score that free kick at the end. He's shit now, time to sell him.

I've heard that it is real, and is just a phenomenally engineered combover

Your username didn't give away your Spurs-supporting. Your secret is safe with me. :p

Oh I hear that. One can only hope that Chelsea shells out some massive fee to release him from his contract with Madrid, just for the irony of them having paid millions for him to go away and come back.

Yeah, I'd rather see Mourinho up there, if only to keep the drama-fest that is Chelsea on maximum zaniness.

Moyes appears to be the odds-on favorite but there was some discussion last night (on 5 live I think) of Mourinho actually getting the job. Which would be fantastic considering the mind games he's been playing about Chelsea and the massive wail of butthurt that would rise up from wherever Chelsea fans live.

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Minor league soccer league is minor league.

So they ARE the same company? I get catalogs from DXL, yet I only shop at Casual Male XL. I thought this article was implying that they were separate.

As an Ample-American male, my problem with DXL (as they might prefer to be called based on some of their advertising documents) is that they sell the same damn clothes as Casual Male, but at twice the price.

I agree 100% with you Owen, but let's face it; only a third of the Kotaku fanbase will get this. The other two-thirds are evenly divided between rabid right-wingers/'economic' libertarians and the "Asperger's With Attitude" crowd. But I enjoyed it nonetheless. Thank you.

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Oh, ok.

Good on you Jason Collins, for being the first. Sending you light and love, as a block against the haters. Hey other athletes: Don't let Jason stand alone.

I always suspected that his number was a gay reference, but I thought it was to the last really good season of Total Request Live.

I assumed it was a reference to the number of problems that he had, of which one was clearly not a bitch.

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I can't help but thinking a $100K "MBA" program is basically the same scam on the same guys.

My wife and I haven't slept in the same bed for the last 2 years. And you know what? It's fucking Xanadu. Not only do I not get my ass kicked on a nightly basis, but I can watch TV all night till I pass out and lie diagonally on the bed, just because that's awesome. The bed is mine ALL MINE.

1 - I won't miss the Gregggggggggggggggg analysis if you've indeed giving that up.