I think the lack of “tear-away” (for want of a better term) is a problem. If you are on a natural surface and you put serious lateral force on the ground with your leg, real turf will tear away, leaving a gouge.

He’s not wrong.

“In reality, he was just a kid who believed in himself and his talent enough to want time out on the pitch to prove himself and for those games to come on the highest stage possible, the stage where he knew he belonged.”

I do not know my popstars - who is this?

Well, it’s murder. By definition, the victim didn’t survive to inconvenience you with their trauma.

Maryland would have seceded, but Lincoln declared martial law before they could.

“We hated corporate commodification before hating corporate commodification was cool, except, you know, it was totally cool to hate corporate commodification and there is no “we” because we’re all precious snowflakes.”

It really is time to abandon football altogether as sports fans. You can cover the gap with other options, baseball playoffs and the MLS will bridge you to the NBA/NHL season, and there is always worldwide soccer on the TV now.

Durr, durr, durr those sports are booooooooring compared to futbaw, yeah, yeah, whatever. No…

That’s when the Arsenal ooze goes quiet around Screamer.Deadspin HQ.

I........uhhhh. Huh. Wow.

The only real question for Gooners to consider is this:

It’s weird. Is this real life?

It should be noted that there are no guys for Real to buy - this club has lots of talent, but no one yet wears the label as “so he good he’s gotta get to a bigger club.” (Obviously both a blessing and a curse.)

I love you.

Ugh. Morality aside, it sounds exhausting.

But is Joe Flacco an Elite Dragon?

It did suck so much ass, no lie. But winning the damn CL to stay in the CL is heroic. I hate Chelsea with the intensity of a thousand suns and Arsenal with the intensity of only 999 suns because of that.

As a Spurs fan, I think the only way to approach Europa is to play the 2nd team and the youngsters.

The only club terrified by losing the 4th spot (aka, the Wenger Cup) is doing plenty all on their own to screw England’s club coefficient into the ground.