If you play on Spursday night, you almost always get shifted to Sunday.

......aaaaand now they’re down 2-0.

This is that one goal a year you give up when you do sweeper-keeping. Hopefully the dozens and dozens of plays you’ve strangled before they had a chance to threaten are worth it.

.....aaaaand now Arsenal is down to 10 men.

Why are we talking about Jose Mourinho?

Crikey, if the only team that English clubs can beat in the CL is Maccabi Tel Aviv........

Watching Man United flounder is special and wonderful. I’ve no problem watching them lose to a club that costs less than the executive washroom remoding project at Old Trafford.

You’ll never hate me as much as I hate myself: I support Spurs.

Yeah.

Ok, you greys, listen up:

This is Wenger vs Mourinho - Wenger’s already lost this match by out-thinking himself.

Yeah. I think part of the reason soccer continues to grow in my brain and football continues to shrink is that, by and large, soccer is not a sporting event scheduled around advertising breaks. Plus it’s damn near year-round, meaning I can stop caring about baseball, too. :p

Residency is problematic for Baltimore because, unlike almost all other major cities, the political boundaries of the city define itself. Although the surrounding county shares the name the two districts are separate and co-equal governmental jurisdictions.

1 is true.

Levy’s considering this bid.

Your honor, I present:

Reports that all of Man United’s phone conversations with AS Monaco officials during negotiations over Martial have an unidentified voice in the background bellowing “VEERE NAWT PANICKENG!” could not be confirmed as of press time.

Hey, Billy:

And laugh we shall!

The Ravens suck. Never has being one tick above average and miraculously winning a Superbowl been so glorified.