one I heard not to long ago is “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

Checking in from a deeply red state and all I can say is people will cut their nose off to spite their face.

I can afford the car and an iPhone. I just don't want either.

Here’s my long and somewhat sad story of my wife’s lease with Kia...

I’m a rather large (in height) man with a weirdly fast metabolism, an Italian background, and a strong penchant for the devil’s lettuce. I say all that because even to my absurd appetite, 40 Papa John pizzas in a month sounds like hell. And I am a strong believer in “even bad pizza is good pizza, unless pineapples…

You know my motto: Alpinas, All The Time.

Weather-channel-go-stand-in-the-storm-intern-guy, meet Lime.

As the proud owner of a 2019 Camry SE in Supersonic Red, I feel the need tell you to go and fuck yourself for blindly tarring every Camry owner in history with the same brush.

VW Vote:

Great cars! I’m on my third one, because they either get rusty or your wife wrecks them before you run into an ounce of engine problem. Nearly250k miles collectively, and I have rarely done anything more that O2 sensors, an occasional ignition coil, and brakes tires exhaust and (Mobil 1 synthetic) oil changes! Oh, and…

I’m always amazed by the type of person who just can’t wait to get the the comment section of these types of articles so they can detail just how stupid the victim is, hand-wave the predatory nature of the lender/bank/dealership and gush about how they would never have fallen for a scheme like that. I can never tell…

Which one are you? Lawyers, guns or money?

Pilot has gotten everything they wanted in Tennessee in recent years, after all.

Indeed.

Ipse dixit.

As soon as I read your comment, I knew it was written by a retard.

I can’t even imagine giving a shit about how this affects my masculinity. My dick works fine, and I think this car is great. That’s enough for me.

The production run of the FF91 will have no defects.

Combine with weed for maximum effect. Weed and Kyle Kinane will get you through almost any drive.

What, no Bill Hicks? For shame...