Buy a damn Saab

Could we please have less of you? I could say “more of you”, like you did for this brilliant comedic effect you produced, but eh, we’re at a point where there can’t really be more of you, not even for comedy’s sake. A quick glance at your comment history produced usage of terms like “faggot” and “SJW”, so yeah, there…

A bigger award would be a job. There is direct evidence that NFL owners will fight to get domestic abusers back on the field ASAP, while fighting together to keep Kaep off it.

Your mistake is buying a used WRX of any kind. The WRX/STI tax is absolutely ridiculous.

This Jag is a Shamokin Dam Crack Pipe

Don’t buy the damn minivan. As a father myself, I refuse to give in. To me, minivans are synonymous with giving up on fun, and having an enjoyable car to drive to work is worth the fact that yes, a minivan would be objectively better for people-hauling.

Besides, his family may already have a large people-hauler for…

Mine are legitimately situations that made me curl up in a ball and hate the world. Since coming out, I’ve learned that it’s a dangerous world to be a woman who both likes to dress up pretty and drive a distinctive car. Some of my most dangerous situations in life involved myself and my little dream car (a car many…

Ha. Yeah. Fuck that.

As one who also resides in Perverted Germany, I can attest to the ongoing experience of seeing my German colleagues, without fail, become crestfallen and defeated and demoralized when I explain to them just how full of shit their view of the US as some sort of meritocratic open democracy really is.

This! I will never understand why Democrats let Republicans get away with using scare tactics that are literally boldface lies, but will not go in hard about things that are the truth with Republicans. They do not care about poor people. They do not care about the working class or the middle class (what little there…

Tesla people are just Prius people who could afford to buy one. I live in Marin so believe me I have extensive field experience. You do also get some baby boomers who buy a Tesla and then drive them FAST but like a total DICK. They don’t care about the environment but they want to be a Jetson I think... ?

You can probably get that $7k back if you sell in Colorado or Washington State. Maybe Oregon too. That’s a fair bit for a 10 year old economy car with 130k miles.

It’s really not as bad as people make it out to be. The 2017's have a few different material upgrades that go a long way. Personally, I think it’s better than the Ford ST.

Am I biased? Probably, as I own a 2017 WRX Limited....

It doesn’t matter. Everyone around here says the interior is shit. It’s a drivers car. Stick works, lights and wipers work, blinkers work. Nothing else should matter. You want a “nice” interior, go buy a damn Lexus or whatever. I spend nearly 12 hours a week in my 05 STi every week, never once have I bitched about the…

Back in the day, it was pretty much a dime separating each of the fuel grades. 1.97, 2.07 and 2.17. Now, nothing makes sense anymore.

I blame Tesla for calling something “Autopilot” when it is in fact, just adaptive cruise control that keeps you centered in the selected lane.

Yeah but did you specify in the Craigslist ad NO TIME WASTERS NO TIER KICKERS

3rd Gear:

Jalopnik is WAYYY more conservative than the rest of the gawker universe.

To add onto rule #4. Get car insurance quotes now on the cars you are interested in.