Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s…

The good news for the Bengals is that Marvin Lewis won’t add to his playoff loss total any time soon.

His story on why he’s walking away.

Don’t ever pay to be marketed to.

Yeah, they are as lazy as a Spaniard and the second a broad walks in they are all handsy like a dago. And fuck me sideways, we had to keep office supplies under lock and key, the gypsy lot of them...

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

$9.00 Bud Lights at a country bar suggests somewhere in Calgary that’s desperately trying to keep the kids out, or somewhere in Toronto that’s a little full of itself.

I like the idea of the marathon being a relay-type race. Wouldn’t be good for live coverage (would be over 9 hours total or so) but nice idea!

Swiming should be naked - no more of those stupid fancy suits, also make them swim in the ocean so more of this swimming pool crap (literally!)

I look at this from the same POV as the writer — that Durant is making a business decision for his own job. But I still hate this decision by him.

Marcy Long better run for the damn hills before I get home..

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Very NHL thing to do. Cut off interest in your niche league in non-traditional markets by stopping teams from..building support.

Struggling in the Pocket: A Life of Abstinence

Something something Jeff Bezos toy rockets something something ignorance on the subject about which I bloviate something something.

The more time that goes on, the more it’s looking like the $2.5B MS paid for Minecraft was a bargain.

Or just don’t listen to Kanye. There are plenty of other artists out there.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.