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I'm glad I didn't listen to the naysayers. I bought a first gen iPhone. If I hadn't done that, I might never have created my first app. And you know what? 5+ million downloads and hundreds of thousands of dollars in app sales later, you're damn right I'll be buying an Apple Watch. It's silly to discourage people from…

My mind went to Purple Rain, but I'm an old.

I can't imagine why you would arbitrarily limit yourself by gender. Some of my favorite champions are 'women.' I really like Moakai too, but on account of him being a tree, I don't think he has a gender. And here's the latest lady to be put into League:

Great article, Eric. That's all I have to say.

To the people harassing the pizza guy:

Hey man, not your fault for not recognizing an unattributed quote. Just wanted to make sure you know your friend Nick is a dishonest, deceptive possible sociopath who thinks that intellectual property and probably the entire world is his property to do with as he chooses. Nick probably bootlegs children's books and…

And the way her hand just hangs there, in a limp scratching claw, as she cycles through every human emotion before finally resigning herself to her fate.

My wife is an OSU alum and so, of course, we were watching and enjoying the game and we rewound this lady 5 times trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Also note the weird chin massager lady in the upper left.

it's such a journey. you can see the blame shift in her eye movements: first the dude, then her, then the dude again, then the game, then the universe

as people who are soon to end up in prison, it's in their best interest to keep their future career path open

Yeah but, the logo is upside down

My problem is that most of the points are ripped directly from the Feminist Frequency videos. This is not about "You can kill anybody!", this is about "You can kill woman!".

why is the violence towards women more important than the violence towards the men in this game. Feminists seriously suck, they unfairly chastize men and looove the attention of being a victim without having anything bad actually happen to them IE a fucking fictional video game with no real victims

About two years ago we decided to take all electronic screens out of our bedroom. No TV, no tablets, no cell phones. We will occasionally bring a Kindle to bed, but it's rare.

There really should be a "Paid Gaming Period" thing at companies. Because I do the same thing almost every time any game I want releases.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

What you do is set up a 3rd party corporation to deliver cupcakes to the class from an outside vendor the day before the elections.

Tirek and the Chariot of Midnight is the new name for my Christian Metal band.