Italia Ricci is my dream woman and I would challenge Amell to a QB duel to prove my undying love for her.

If they play each other twice each season they should alternate their home games between Saskatchewan and Ottawa.

The last thing anyone needs is the hard working people of Memphis confused for the Luxembourgeoisie!

I guess they’re looking to emulate the CFL.

truly, a land of confusion. 

Spending a ton of money on something of moderate value just to send it to a big trash pile? I thought the Canucks already did that with Louis Eriksson.

I was at a dueling piano bar in Boston the other night and some family from Philly decided to pay for a song and to add a quote to the big board behind the piano that said something to the effect of “TOM BRADY CAN’T CATCH A FOOTBALL AND DRINKS WINE COOLERS”. One of the performers said something like “Ooo that’ll…

I used to hate LaVar, but now I’ve turned and love everything about him. I love the quotes, the bravado, the pageantry...oh god, the pageantry!!

God this sport is lame. Like a beauty pageant, but with way more athleticism. Just dump the judges and come up with a better system, or stop calling it a sport.

#1 I never mentioned domestic violence, just that Hope Solo can fight.

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

“Condoms are nearly free? Why am I just learning this now?”

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

Not to get too pointed here, but this is part of the job. Not getting hurt specifically, though that is sadly also part of the job, but being a non-human in the eyes of the fans. Sorry, I don’t have the emotional capacity to keep tabs on the mental well being of all 53 active players on my favorite team’s roster, let…

And yet he’s still better than Beth and Rex. It is painful.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Carton: “Ok, I will buy in for $200,000"

I just moved with my wife to San Diego, from Minneapolis, and let me just say, as a Vikings fan, I admire this city for sloughing off it’s worthless team and not giving in to a butt-fucking of a stadium deal like my former hometown did. It’s refreshing!

Maybe watersports.