Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

YES

Not a quote - at the very most, a paraphrase.

Yeah, but once you add 20K for the turn signal retrofit, you’re talking serious coin for Dame Edna’s face.

I remember in the 80’s when my dad’s car had an ashtray in every car door. I used to stick my gum in the same one, until it I had essentially sealed it shut. It was nearly impossible to get out of there. It was also a lot easier to hit your kids in the 80’s.

If you’ve got it, post it in memoriam to Fred. RIP.

Sun visor.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

My laugh was ugly you sonnvabitch.

Looks like backers picked the Wong game to fund.

I laughed more at this than I should have

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

It’s no worries - I just couldn’t wrap my head around it! (next time I’ll quote the last paragraph)

I WAS THAT COMPLETE STRANGER!!

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.

So 50% heavier and $5000 more for 200lb better payload and a few more MPG? Thanks, progress!

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

Well what am I going to do with my pitchfork now?