This is why i used to smoke Camels. I may not be able to afford to go on a crazy crosscountry adventure through the worlds most challenging locations, but at least i could smoke like i do.

Had to cut back on beers. Once I did that, the soggy midsection disappeared. The rest of the diet is lean meats, fruits and veg, and some flour carb for fun. Beer belly was a real thing for me.

Thanks for the pep talk. Maybe if we work together we can get the beer and wings to agree to the new plan.

Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.

Or that we require the enforcement of labor laws so people are paid just wages. Tipping is a hugely problematic system that does not improve worker treatment. Every evaluation of tipping indicates it’s racist and sexist as hell for workers and encourages racist and sexist treatment of customers.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

A few people have raised the questions “gee, isn’t this normal for the court system,” so I’ll address on this comment (with all respect to the other commenters who’ve asked, I’m only going to do it this one time).

Seems like an ill-thought out scheme to be honest, especially given the vast amount of swords that have now appeared and look extremely similar to other peoples. A donate button is whats in order, give us chance to reward the modders who have put serious effort into these things, not the sharks.

Best thread ever. Really, Deadspin comments are an order of magnitude better than any of the other Gawker blogs.

Britt’s ‘camp’ is her mom. She's totes got helicopter parents.

By a remarkable coincidence, “play tunnels” are also where most child kidnappings come to an end. Or is it crawlspaces? I can never keep those straight.

You never know with macanamera. He inspires confidence in people. For example: I once heard that some guy went to all the trouble of importing a Nissan Skyline and then, while the ink was still drying on the paperwork, he let macanamera drive it after only knowing him for an hour.

The image.
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MIND = BLOWN

I don't know why anyone is doubting Fab Melos smarts, I just checked his basketball-reference page, he played 36 minutes in the NBA and made 3.3 million dollars. Sounds like a genius to me.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I'm really glad I like my parents.

So let me get this straight. When Suzuki uses the design Jeep popularized, it's fine (I agree), but when Jeep continues to use that design it's bad because Suzuki already did it?

"Nine speeds might sound a bit excessive, but it will give drivers a wider range of gear ratios over a CVT. "