In the end General Motors actually gets promoted to President of All Cars, just like Captain Bankruptcy is now President of All Business! 

A Falcon XB GT.

I’m pretty certain they’ll keep operating in Canada and Mexico, too.

My favorite Holden? Two Utes.

Well that was the reason 10 years ago when Buick was “saved”.

That’s just a rebadged Opel though. And as of right now, they’re still making Astras, so a new VXR is still conceivable. 

Dishonorable Discharge Motors

If France has ceased to exist by this time next year, I will eat one (1) whole escargot.

So how many more brand-shuttering announcements before General Motors gets demoted to Colonel Motors?

Neutral:

SEE? Tariffs work! Now Holden can move manufacturing to AMERICA and build cars in the Foxconn Wisconsin plant! Tell China I’m winning at economy! Not Sad!

The Australian workers are left Holden the bag.

You gotta know when to Holden...

45 mile triangular course

How can it be the best version without the double spoiler? Seems the ‘88 spoils the fun. 

Well, you were off by about 30 years, but we are getting there.

It appears to say “Fan” underneath. So extra cooling fan? Maybe the heater fan? Maybe die-hard Ford Fan?

oh hai, we replaced your side mirror with a series of electrical devices that work in conjunction to offer marginally more utility than a mirror with a domed mirror sticker affixed to it and significantly more components to fail. noice

So basically the current gen Honda E is your nightmare?