Demons probably, but doubtful that garden-variety Hellcats go that high.

That’s only 68000 1/4 miles

You joke but my uncle who loves to show just how wealthy and badass he is to other people recently bought a new Ford GT350R. It wasn’t for him. It was for his son. Who just got his learners permit.

It’s like a Mustang with more power and less handling. What’s not to love?

Splitter covers must be some hideous non-complementary color, this is MOPAR law. Since this car is baby puke green, red would normally be your complementary option, so we need to turn the color circle 90 degrees, and that gives us Indigo or Orange. Your pick.

It’s massive considering the proper size for a display in a center console is 0".

As soon as those 5th owner, sub $20k Hellcats start showing up, it's going to be time to stay completely away from any roads.

Perfect! Total NP! $10,000 down, $788 a month for my 16 year old to drive to high school in a bad ass death machine! And he was afraid I’d get him a Raptor. Kids these days...

With the right set of skills and access to a secret stash of OEM protectors, one could conceivably bring this car up to modern spec.

All you CP’rs will be mighty chapped when these cross the Mecum stage 20 years from now at 5 times the price, and all that time you could take it out for an entertaining Sunday drive.

No yellow pool noodle on the splitter?  CP.

And they also have millions of unsophisticated rubes who still eat bushmeat and grind up rhino horn and pangolin scales to get a hard-on. Many reports say this behavior led directly to the transfer of coronavirus to humans.

4th Gear: I don’t know if Anyone with the last name of Farley should be in charge of any part of Ford.

Can we connect coronavirus transmission to spiders some how? Then we could add in Arachnophobia and hit the panic trifecta.

I’d think you’re safe from asshole-dom if you take off the bull bar and monkey light.

Everything you wrote about what Cadillac should be sums up the Escalade.

Not gonna lie, I was really interested in this thing until I found out the image was distorted.

“They can have my gas-guzzling Tesla Model X, when they can pry it from my cold dead hands.”

2020 Chevy Spark only starts at $13,220, sounds like Chevy can just instantly turn out a car for less than 10k. Damn Californians keeping us from sub 20k brand new cars!

I always question when specific values are thrown out in hypothetical situations. He’s looking at the entirety of American automobile production and can say that every vehicle will be $3,500 less. Not a percentage of current cost, not “up to a few thousand dollars”, but $3,500.