Just get paddock club tix.

Their “friends” are BMW owners who saw nothing wrong with what the Tesla owners did.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Florida man intersects with Tesla man and cancel each other out...or becomes absolute zero. I dunno, I suck at math.  Either way seems like a good pay per view event.

Nah, you’d probably have to pay for the tow. I would definitely take the cord and call the cops though.

It’s the yeast you could do.

“I can tell you that no one will buy it”

The Jeep XJ is a great off-roader, but let’s be honest here- it’s a miserable car. The back seat is cramped and the interior is just malaise- era miserable. I see no reason why anyone would want a RWD Jeep XJ.

This deserves all of the stars from a galaxy far far away.

Not all history needs to be preserved.

Someone please help this man.

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

Communism = “Anything I don’t like different from what I grew up with back in the ‘good old days’ of the 1950s/60s/70s or whenever.”

Well, yeah. What are ya, a damn commie?

The 3-speed slushbox is reliable and even in non-turbo form the 6.75-liter mill provides plenty of torque. The radio’s easy to fix. The A/C, maybe less so. But I’ll give it CP status on the grounds that fixing any Bentley requires an open wallet, nevermind an open mind.

Communism = “Anything I don’t like.”

I don’t think you understand what communism is if you think it’s about it’s about restricting polluting vehicles.

Let’s see... It won’t pass emissions, the A/C and radio are non-operative, the wheel center caps are missing, it has 205 arthritic ponies under the hood and a GM sourced 3 speed slushbox.  Don’t we have enough problems in life?  CP.

You misspelled, smrt.