I’m a big ass baby and would just flat out refuse to work on shit like that. But that’s also why I just do diagnostics and give the actual repair to someone else because fuck that shit.

Having painted in one of those I would die of dehydration very quickly due to the sweating I would do

who hurt you?

In Soviet Russia, Lime rides you.

Funny, that doesn’t look like Russia.

“flawless" perhaps in that he isn't dead, but still mind-bendingly shit stupid. 

I drive that stretch of the road most days of the week. Fuck that guy. 

My job, unfortunately, involves me getting in and out of people’s car all day long. I wish I could easily don a full body glove because some of the stains on people’s seats are the stuff of nightmares.

That’s absolutely disgusting. I would probably glue thumbtacks or razorblades to the bottom of the seat if somebody ever stuck their boogers to the seat of a vehicle we had to share.

four times as gross as a toilet seat

Not a problem here.

1st: This is really interesting. Since the 3.5 ecoboost in the trucks has been a thing, the general vibe I’ve gotten and read is that it delivers on the power, but not the fuel economy (I drove a rental expedition last year, and it felt like a damn rocket ship). You could have called that driver error for not being…

I used to detail cars. It always amazed me when a steering wheel looked worn out, just to realize that it was just built-up hand gunge.... 

Spotted it in suburban Detroit the day before the Woodward Ave Dream Cruise in 2014.

Make my Meteor a Rideau 500.

If Jalopnik had been a thing at the time there’d have been mass moaning about the long coupes taking over the world and the death of the sedan!

It’s a good read. I got a used copy cheap off Amazon