I think my wife just had that done to her bikini line.

That sounds like some serious future shit.

Rust is far more annoying than an easily repaired headliner

Then there would be nothing to put in the article.

I got a cramp in my hand scrolling to the bottom of this list. 

You don’t have to live like this.

Would have saved you some time to write a piece on what’s not wrong.

Except in this case, the cop has right-of-way because you know...cop.

Well not anymore, now that there’s a car on it

The way that Jeep just kind of flips into the driveway, seemingly normally parked, is pretty amazing, too.

And with a name like Martinez he had it coming

being a true patriot, it was police’s civic duty to arrest someone.

Worked in the finance industry for over a decade. Can confirm.

Ford and GM have equally defective cultures

I’ll take it a step further: it’s a capitalism-wide issue. The sole pursuit of a corporation is maximum revenue to the stockholders.

WHY IN THE F DO YOU BUY A MINT VEHICLE FOR WINTER!?!?!?!

Right. Whether it’s GM’s cylinder deactivation eating valvetrains or Ford’s 5.4 shooting plugs (2V) or breaking plugs (3V) or any of the other timing issues those had, my love of cars has sadly become a love-hate relationship.

But you’re right. It’s a mentality that has slipped into other industries. The video…

A high-level, confidential analysis by Ford in 2012 acknowledged rushing the cars to production, taking shortcuts to save money and apparently compromising quality protocols instituted with fanfare by then-CEO Alan Mulally.

...Ford would make the case... that if the steering, turn signals and other power worked in the car, then the situation couldn’t be considered dangerous. In theory, people could turn on a blinker and steer to the side of the highway if the car slipped into neutral at 70 mph.