You couldn’t tell the difference between a DCT and a CVT?  Have you actually driven a CVT?  It’s basically the exact opposite of a DCT.

The explosives were easy to identify as they were labeled TNT.

I’m at the leading edge of the Gen X cohort.  I’ll do what I can not to screw up Social Security for you.

I’ll have you know, the Bronco I came standard with a gramophone.

It’s funny to think people believe they need 140 horsepower when you only need about 25-40 to cruise at highway speeds. It’s funny to think people believe they need speed.

$7000 is “Why not?” money for you? Mr. Moneybags over here.

Have you ever driven a Bronco II? 140 hp is more than enough for that stone-age chassis.

I love how the manual specifies ELECTRONIC sound systems. As opposed to vacuum-operated maybe?

Had an 89 B2 in XLT trim many years ago. Exterior was red and white two tone, and interior was red velour, with red everything (setas, carpet, headlier, dash, every-damn-thing). That red interior earned it the nickname “The Bordello Bronco”.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

Dude, I’m pretty sure that’s a Spyker!

The guy should have been driving one.

So, the prick’s on the inside?

So that cactus went Through an Infiniti and beyond!

The cinder block he was using was wrong type of jack stand and it was facing the wrong way to carry a load. 

I think I am slowly but surely turning into a cartoon character

They were actually bigger and heavier than most of the downsized 1977 GM B-bodies, like this Impala, and with a lot less room inside.

I still love the 575M!

Well, it’s going to appeal to someone. And there’s no denying extra access to the engine bay isn’t a bad thing, though the presence of the tip-forward hood will add new complications that didn’t exist before.

Maybe if they tried to make to look like a Defender 90. But Hummer? That’s a bummer. CP because it’d be easier to find a YJ without that schnoz.