At this price and in this condition, no way you use it as a DD or modify it. And automotively, which is a word I just made up, it’s not some rarity like a Dodge Daytona with its giant wing, nor dozens of other unique cars.

CP for me. BUT, I can totally understand someone thinking this is the best thing since Jan Michael-Vincent did the full loop-de-loop in his chopper in Air Wolf.

Like this one?

When the Edge ST was announced, I learned that there are many people in the Jalopnik commentariat who are very concerned about protecting the heritage of the ST badge, as if the Edge ST was diluting the brand.

They should call it the Edgelord instead.

It looks a LOT like a last-gen Cav or, even worse, a last-gen Sunfire.

Cool Cavalier, bro. 

The idea of installing low compression pistons to make way for a turbo gives me nightmares for some reason. Instead, if money wasn’t an option, I could of course find an engine and drive train from a wrecked GT-R donor and then we have something stupid expensive and fun!

I’ve seen 20 year old cars that were less intact

Don’t even get me started on airbags.  Why are they so expensive?  They’re full of air and air is basically free.  Just another frivolous expense.

bluetooth is fancy infotainment.  aux port or die.

But you can’t have a party without havarti 

Hamburgers are a hoax anyways, they’re really just sandwiches, right Takeout? Right?

LOL, that’s cute.

And trex-clad LeBarons of course... 

Brioche is delicious. Slap some smoked gouda on there and you have yourself a gouda deal!

My cousin said something on Facebook about having a conversation with a friend about a polarizing topic and still being friends.  I told her scientists needed to study her.

Because they are hypocrites. That is the exact reason.