2nd Gear: I was about to post a snarky comment about how I bought a nicely loaded Ranger XLT in ‘98 for $18k, then I remembered I should run it through an inflation calculator first. The result: $27,876.

1st Gear :

I’ve been running brake-dust coloured wheels for years now.  It’s very liberating!

I have to say there is a stroke of genius in painting your alloy wheels the color of brake dust.

(Plugs Accessport into OBD2 port on car, hits a few buttons, waits five minutes, and then has another 30 hp and ft-lbs).

Was there a secret corporate meeting somewhere that it was decided that all electric/hybrid emblems must be blue?

Most of the traditionalists jumped ship when they switched to the IRS on the current generation. I remember going to a car show right after they released the production version and listening to a bunch of grumpy old men lamenting about how Ford had ruined the Mustang.

Droooooooling

I like it, but not for that price. Probably closer to $7500. CP.

Something, something, something, Cars & Coffee, something, something.......

“I’m looking back and then I see all these balls and I said ‘Holy s**t!’”

Sounds like a scrotal disaster to me. 

Tom Wilson is a national treasure.

YOU REMEMBER BURT REYNOLDS’ PLAYGIRL CENTERFOLD? WELL, CHECK OUT MY HOMAGE!

And Biff’s autograph, which has declined in value since he became POTUS.

That’s funny, I’m selling a baboon that is just like that ape in King Kong.

Looks like easy pickings to me.

You’ve gotta dig deep for puns like this.

Ageusia had to be there.

I’ma thrown my star achoo.