It’s almost 5 on a Friday, you’re welcome!

The entire exterior of the car is what’s not to like.

efficient at turning fuel into motion

Hayabusa Smart car.

I don’t care if that thing drives like a soggy brick, I want one!

I’m disappointed that you find this all-but-overt declaration of war by Australia “Entertaining"

Aside from the 30 mpg, it’s fast, gets attention, and makes fart noises - basically the ideal vehicle for those of us who matured at age 15.

1991 Honda CR-X HF

NZ has put its Denfence Force on Ready Alert Status.

Yep.

Also good for picking up the ladies.

Well yeah, it is ever so slightly more fuel efficient then the Caddy.

This looks like something I’d be into. But then again I am a 944 owner so my judgement is questionable at best. “The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. Right?”

I can picture it alright, however each time I try to picture it I see a car that’s broken down in your driveway.

It’s not broken enough for Tavarish. Wait til the engine and trans shit the bed and it’s been sitting with the windows open for 8 years.

Sounds like it has all the same problems I bought my current car with. I’ll take it.

*groan*

I thought it was Scientology, since new BMW people are usually rich people, and the Grand Big Falloofah Xenu needs money to put eggs in your cochlea so that you may be “cleansed” of the spider babies infesting your vestibular nerve.

Ah yes, blone-haired-blue-eyed-Aryan-Jesus. Can’t friggin stand it. Do people totally overlook the fact he was born in the Middle East to descendants who lived in the region for centuries??

BMWs have turn signals. They just flash in a color that's invisible to peasants.